I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
(via mistaryu)
i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”
I will never, ever, not reblog this.
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1. save tonight eagle-eye cherry | 2. my own worst enemy lit | 3. better days citizen king | 4. you oughta know alanis morissette | 5. creep radiohead | 6. what’s my age again? blink-182 | 7. iris goo goo dolls | 8. learn to fly foo fighters | 9. semi-charmed life third eye blind | 10. don’t speak no doubt | 11. closing time semisonic | 12. mr. jones counting crows | 13. bitch meredith brooks | 14. bittersweet symphony the verve | 15. losing my religion r.e.m. | 16. smells like teen spirit nirvana | 17. what’s up 4 non blondes
songs to shout at the top of your lungs, driving with the windows open, on the back roads of your hometown. come on, you know the words.
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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.
—Benjamin Franklin (via littlemiss)
(Source: bkoo, via littlemiss)
May 16th 1990: Jim Henson dies
On this day in 1990, the creator of The Muppets Jim Henson died aged 53. Henson’s Muppets featured in Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, with his most famous characters including Kermit the Frog and Elmo. Henson died from organ failure in 1990 in New York City. The Jim Henson Company and the Jim Henson Foundation continued after his death and his characters remain famous and popular.
(via pbsthisdayinhistory)
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if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child
(via cuntlery)
- 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
- Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
- 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
- Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
- 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
- Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
- 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
- Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
- 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
- Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
- 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
- Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
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